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The wanderer returns!!!


Yes the rumors are true PJ is back... for good.  He decided to leave the army after being bum raped by the sargeant major (this is the real reason Pele wanted to join, but got rejected cos he is a fat pedo).  PJ has been gone for almost 2 years but returned around the 18th of june, he has past out of his training and is now JR (Johnny Rambo). even though he done 2 years of training it was really only one, as the little shit was getting lashed in the priory with the rest of the stella heads, whilst being A.W.O.L. well good luck getting a new job and its good too have him home.

PJ caught Saddame!!!

The latest word on the street is that PJ was the first soldier to catch saddame hussain.  PJ found saddame in his tiny 6ft by 3ft by 3ft box, saddame gave up to PJ straight away and they both went down the boozer for a bevie. after getting lashed and smoking several cigars in the pub PJ (being the good lad that he is let the twat go, as he offered him shit loads of money)  here id PJ's photofit of Saddame. 

Interesting Car News

For all those learning or starting to drive

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration recently announced that 6.3 million vehicle crashes each year involve driver distraction. With new technology being implemented in cars, more distractions exist than ever before. So be careful when using car phones, car fax machines and e-mail, and complex audio systems. Remember, your car's main purpose is to get you somewhere.

Now i bet u'r glad u found out now rather than later aren't u.